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This is my bit of b3ta.

This is where you come to imagine beautiful things.

Then you go and tell your friends about how beautiful it is.

I have a Wii.
If you want to add me, gaz me and we'll swap friend codes.

I'm part of a punnage double act:

I joined the Nightmare Pirate Fleet and didn't live to tell the tale:

Gaz ClanSoul to join

I gots a virtual town.

I am part of this.


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I have a pet cactus called Dave. He rocks.

Cockweasle drew a weasle with a cock on Dave

Tahkcalb made an awesome 3D CDC Dave

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» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

I went through an awkward phase
of throwing myself down the stairs just to prove points.

The worst time was when I proved to my sister that I could bounce three times before I lay unconscious at the bottom of the stairs.

I didn't bounce three times. I bounced once and landed in a hospital bed.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 0:17, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

The most horrific thing I saw is probably the most wimpiest thing ever.
You can all insult me for this. The most horrific thing I've ever seen was when I was twelve and me and my mum were in the car on the way back from my gran's place. It was a small country lane and a pheasant wandered straight into the path of our green Punto.

Feathers and blood covered the windscreen.

The wipers didn't help.
(Wed 27th Jun 2007, 19:31, More)

» * PFFT *

I've been fary all last night and all today.
It's been horrible and it feels like I've cacked myself. Which I haven't.

It's probably the kebab.
(Sat 14th Jul 2007, 9:16, More)

» Crazy Relatives

This is my answer.
(Thu 12th Jul 2007, 16:54, More)