b3ta.com user mr_sam
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I am the hub of which the wheel that is the universe turns. You may think different, but that's because you are inbred, stupid or some other classification of worthlessness.

I am not the perfect man, the perfect man is not as good looking, charming or as intelligent. The perfect man also has a smaller willy.

I talk to myself, because it's the only way I can get a decent conversation. Everyone else is just boring and has no opinion on anything.

I am not eccentric, other people merely have no passion and/or personality. I do not follow the social norms because they are a wasted effort and a waste of life.

I don't have many friends because my cock tastes like marmite. Okay, I lie. I don't have many friends because I get bored easily and unintentionally alienate most of them when I feel like a "change".

I will flirt with the opposite sex at all times, unless they are too ugly/fat/weird/stupid or taken (all), this I feel is a very polite thing to do. Live with it or fuck off.

Given the chance I will endlessly talk about myself and how wonderful I am. This is not boasting, I am merely stating facts. People only disagree because the truth hurts their tiny minds.

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