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» Being told off as an adult

Wedding
Went to a wedding recently. The food was bought to our table on some buffet tier thing. They didn't give serving spoons, so we used our dessert spoons. Five minutes later, a bloke comes over to tell us that we weren't supposed to have started eating as grace hadn't been said yet, and the happy couple weren't back in the room.

I'm sorry, but the food was bought to the table at 9pm. The church service started at 1pm. In between then we were given some cocktail sausages and juice. I was starving, and I'm an atheist, so couldn't care less whether the food was blessed or not.
(Fri 21st Sep 2007, 8:58, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Dear friends of A,
It's been four years, and you never came to any of the memorials so I've not been able to say this to your face.

Please please please realise A's death was not your fault. It was the fault of the 17 year old who drove into him.

I hope you find peace.
(Thu 4th Mar 2010, 20:18, More)

» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

My younger brother...
...will make someone an excellent husband one day.

1) he just sat with me whilst I cried myself dry after finding out a friend of mine was killed. He didn't have to say anything, just sitting with me was enough.

2) when my immune system goes on strike, he makes me Lemsip/hot ribena/tea and gets me some medicine

3) he pushes me to going into hospital when my asthma flares up. I dont like going to casualty as I feel as though I'm wasting resources that could be spent on people who need more than I do.
(Sat 4th Oct 2008, 15:29, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Dear Rimmel
I see your latest advert features a black woman. Please could you let me know which brand of foundation she is using. I ask because there are no foundations on your website suitable for those of us with dark skin.


Puzzled,

TFBB.

The advert in question cli.gs/3TjXTh
(Mon 8th Mar 2010, 20:49, More)

» Workplace Boredom

Cardboard entertainment centre.
During the summer of last year, I went back to my old place of employment to earn money to pay the following year's university fees. Three of the guys on my team managed to make a cardboard entertainment center out of all the disused boxes we had scattered about. This comprised of:

tv set
ps2
ps2 controllers
speakers
sky plus box
remote control

They even made different pictures to stick on the tv so they could change the channel.

Fun times.
(Sat 10th Jan 2009, 18:10, More)
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