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Ready Cats
Ok, I'm tired of all the cat posts already, they're boring animals, but if you can't beat 'em and all that...
My friends had really shit parents and they threatened to drown the kittens their three legged cat had recently given birth to. being animal lovers, we all decided to kit-nap them and keep them in my parents' airing cupboard. They lasted about 3 hours and then we found them stone cold and dead. Being a bright child I suggested putting them in the oven for a short while to warm them up and perhaps spark them back to life, no such luck tho. then we had the idea to try them in the microwave. oh my god, i've never laughed so much in my entire life, watching the poor stone cold kittens turning around on the microwave plate.
similarly, we 'rescued' some baby birds from a nest and kept them in a plant pot. they lasted about 5 minutes.
*I'm now vegetarian, plus I have repented for my sins.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 16:01, More)
Ready Cats
Ok, I'm tired of all the cat posts already, they're boring animals, but if you can't beat 'em and all that...
My friends had really shit parents and they threatened to drown the kittens their three legged cat had recently given birth to. being animal lovers, we all decided to kit-nap them and keep them in my parents' airing cupboard. They lasted about 3 hours and then we found them stone cold and dead. Being a bright child I suggested putting them in the oven for a short while to warm them up and perhaps spark them back to life, no such luck tho. then we had the idea to try them in the microwave. oh my god, i've never laughed so much in my entire life, watching the poor stone cold kittens turning around on the microwave plate.
similarly, we 'rescued' some baby birds from a nest and kept them in a plant pot. they lasted about 5 minutes.
*I'm now vegetarian, plus I have repented for my sins.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 16:01, More)
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Barney and Clyde
Yes, My dad thought it funny to call our new dog Clyde as a perfect match to our older dog Barny.
Every day for a few years Clyde (a mastiff) had our next door neighbour's cheeky little jack russell teasing him and barking at him through the fence. So, my wise little boy hatched a cunning plan (i assume) and waited to get his revenge....
one day my sister and me took Barny and Clyde out for a walk and who should stroll by off his lead but the next door neighbour's dog.
Time for Clyde to execute his plan. He waited for mr jack russell to come over and bark then grabbed him in his mouth, shook him about a bit, and killed him. The end.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 10:47, More)
Barney and Clyde
Yes, My dad thought it funny to call our new dog Clyde as a perfect match to our older dog Barny.
Every day for a few years Clyde (a mastiff) had our next door neighbour's cheeky little jack russell teasing him and barking at him through the fence. So, my wise little boy hatched a cunning plan (i assume) and waited to get his revenge....
one day my sister and me took Barny and Clyde out for a walk and who should stroll by off his lead but the next door neighbour's dog.
Time for Clyde to execute his plan. He waited for mr jack russell to come over and bark then grabbed him in his mouth, shook him about a bit, and killed him. The end.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 10:47, More)
» Pet Stories
Vegetarian Rat
My older sis was so proud of the fact that her rat, Raquel, was a vegetarian. Little did she know that I used to let moths in and watch Raquel the Rat chase, kill and eat the poor butterflies of the night. Oh the joy.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 10:23, More)
Vegetarian Rat
My older sis was so proud of the fact that her rat, Raquel, was a vegetarian. Little did she know that I used to let moths in and watch Raquel the Rat chase, kill and eat the poor butterflies of the night. Oh the joy.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 10:23, More)