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» My sex misconceptions

Well I Never!
When I was younger I thought that conception occurred in the womb. Silly me! It occurs in the Fallopian Tube!

I don't know how I ever got by.
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 15:19, More)

» Pet Peeves

Health Scare Pseudo Scientific Wankery.
Antioxidants. Sodding antioxidants.

Noooo! My electrons!!!!!!

(Sat 3rd May 2008, 17:22, More)

» Karma

I choose pistols at dawn!
Well once upon a rosy summer's day as the birds chirped out their territorial war-cries, and sparse clouds slunk with silent guilt across the sky my compadres and I came over all peckish like. So it was mutually agreed, though from whom the suggestion originated is lost to the annals of history, that we should pop down t' shops. Being a teenager I decided to leave my mark on society by undertaking to achieve this ambitious venture barefoot. Twat. So I removed my socks in preparation for the voyage and we duly set off - "The Fellowship of Idiots Who Pay For Sweets In Small Change."
En Route we began to debate the potential existence of a "God," or "Gods," holding up the queue as the wealthiest of our number lost track of his pennies.

We pay and leave. Outside now, the sun beating down on this beautiful day and I prepare to deliver the final blow to religions worldwide. Richard Dawkins got nothin' on me. I declare my genius.
"Alright then 'God,' I challenge you to a duel!"

...and promptly step in dog shit.
(Tue 26th Feb 2008, 4:22, More)

» The Credit Crunch

What we need...
...is a bloody good war.

Not this namby-pamby Middle Eastern bollocks, let's invade China!
(Tue 27th Jan 2009, 2:08, More)

» Pet Peeves

Facebook and the BBC
This morning I saw a report on the BBC about "Data Miners," and "Facebook."

Apparently even if I set my profile to private they can get all my personal details.

Cut to Symantec Rep - "Identity Theft is a serious problem. People could open bank accounts, take out loans and buy on credit in your name."

Not from Facebook they fucking couldn't. "Right Mr Johnson, I have to ask you a question to verify your identity: What's your favourite band?"

Could they apply for a passport using that photo of me with a traffic cone on my head?
(Sat 3rd May 2008, 18:03, More)
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