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» Customers from Hell

I was paying at a bookstore when the female cashier stopped scanning my books and politely pointed out that I had two copies of the same book.

Being a witty git I replied by saying, 'I know, I plan to read it twice'.

It confused her more than I could ever have imagined possible.
(Sat 6th Sep 2008, 10:56, More)

» Customers from Hell

Selling sex guide books
Having just posted a story about a dumb bookstore cashier I must now admit to having once worked in a very large bookstore... but NO, that dumb cashier was not me!

Anyway, as you can imagine some customers find it difficult to buy books related to sex or pornography. As staff we're told that we shouldn't comment or laugh, just serve the customer as best we can.

I'd always managed to keep a straight face when either asked about such books or selling them. But then there was the guy with a whole basket full of sex guides. I kept a straight face as I began to scan each one and my colleague managed the same as she placed them into a growing number of bags.

But imagine how difficult it was for me not to laugh when to my horror I reach the last book in the basket and read the title 'Making Home Movies'.
(Sat 6th Sep 2008, 11:07, More)

» Professions I Hate

The short-sighted circumciser
He narrowly avoids getting the sack...
(Tue 1st Jun 2010, 17:28, More)