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» Flirting
a very bad thing
When my number one son was in progress (delivery suite) Mrs Nurse was not the model patient. Me and the midwife spent hours comforting and soothing her. Towards the early morning Mrs Nurse nodded off, and I swear if circumstances were different, me and the midwife would have got to know each other a lot better. As it happens, we met later and confirmed my suspicions.
Length? about 16 hours!
(Sat 20th Feb 2010, 19:10, More)
a very bad thing
When my number one son was in progress (delivery suite) Mrs Nurse was not the model patient. Me and the midwife spent hours comforting and soothing her. Towards the early morning Mrs Nurse nodded off, and I swear if circumstances were different, me and the midwife would have got to know each other a lot better. As it happens, we met later and confirmed my suspicions.
Length? about 16 hours!
(Sat 20th Feb 2010, 19:10, More)
» Puns
"NOT" Best ever puns, but related
Two Jazz musicians on a train.... First guy says " I meant to say to the ticket clerk "A ticket to Pittsburgh please", and actually said " A Picket to Titsburgh please!"
How embarassing!
The second guy says, "I meant to say to my my wife, 'Please pass the marmalade'.....what I actually said was "You fucking Bitch, you've ruined my life"
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 17:36, More)
"NOT" Best ever puns, but related
Two Jazz musicians on a train.... First guy says " I meant to say to the ticket clerk "A ticket to Pittsburgh please", and actually said " A Picket to Titsburgh please!"
How embarassing!
The second guy says, "I meant to say to my my wife, 'Please pass the marmalade'.....what I actually said was "You fucking Bitch, you've ruined my life"
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 17:36, More)