» Crazy Relatives

wish I'd met them
My great grandfather was apparently a warlord in the Chinese south.

The fact that he was a warlord wasn't the craziest part...

...nor was the fact that he was assassinated by his own lackey who was bought off by a sworn enemy...

...whilst he was getting absolutely wasted in an opium den...

nope.

It was my great-grandmother who eventually had the lackey and enemy killed after putting a price on their heads.

Lovely.
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 18:38, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

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Xyphious... why must you tempt me with babies?

I expected something pink, little and wriggly, thought your fear was down to being male and having commitment issues.

am now traumatised.

Not even kittens can save me now
(Sun 24th Jun 2007, 2:04, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

Not so much the worse but the strangest well... willy
a bulbous penis.

that is all
(Wed 20th Jun 2007, 4:25, More)