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Fishy
A fishmonger is arguing and finally reaches the end of his tether and exclaims, "For cods hake, I've haddock-nuff of this, can't we end it now?"
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 2:43, More)

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Oh dear
"Let's make some Middle East puns!"
"Are you being Syria-s? That's ridiculous"
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 2:40, More)

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Israel
"Hey, have you been to Tel Aviv?"
"No, why?"
"I hear Israeli good!"
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 2:36, More)

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Investments
I invested a load of money in a distillery... ended up losing the lot. Silly me. Should have known it would be a whisky investment.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 2:35, More)