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» Best Graffiti Ever
new spin on an old favourite
One of my favourites was on the back of a white van. someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" in the dirt. Someone else had then written underneath "she is".
(Sun 6th May 2007, 14:48, More)
new spin on an old favourite
One of my favourites was on the back of a white van. someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" in the dirt. Someone else had then written underneath "she is".
(Sun 6th May 2007, 14:48, More)
» Terrible food
Puts hair on your chest
A few years ago I lived in Russia with a lovely Russian family. Although they were very nice, they did have some odd ideas about cooking, such as frying pasta.
The one that sticks in my mind though was one evening sitting down and taking a bite out of the cauliflower on the plate, only to find it tasted exactly like anti-freeze smells. Turns out that that the cauliflower was cooked in vodka.
(Fri 18th May 2007, 14:05, More)
Puts hair on your chest
A few years ago I lived in Russia with a lovely Russian family. Although they were very nice, they did have some odd ideas about cooking, such as frying pasta.
The one that sticks in my mind though was one evening sitting down and taking a bite out of the cauliflower on the plate, only to find it tasted exactly like anti-freeze smells. Turns out that that the cauliflower was cooked in vodka.
(Fri 18th May 2007, 14:05, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Just in case you weren't sure.
Back in school I remember reading in the toilets "such-and-such is gay" underneath which someone had written "He shags men!" complete with exclamation mark. I dunno, made me laugh.
(Tue 8th May 2007, 16:05, More)
Just in case you weren't sure.
Back in school I remember reading in the toilets "such-and-such is gay" underneath which someone had written "He shags men!" complete with exclamation mark. I dunno, made me laugh.
(Tue 8th May 2007, 16:05, More)
» Well, that taught 'em
Karma
Bit similar to james tiger woods's one actually, should've posted earlier.
Anyway, when I first passed my driving test I was, like most 17 year old blokes, driving around like a twunt. I remember going through an incredibly deep puddle to splash some poor fecker who I happened to be driving past. Karma showed me though when about 2 weeks later I wrote off my Corsa (my pride and joy) and had to go on a driving course reminding you that steering is important.
That showed me anyway
(Tue 1st May 2007, 12:00, More)
Karma
Bit similar to james tiger woods's one actually, should've posted earlier.
Anyway, when I first passed my driving test I was, like most 17 year old blokes, driving around like a twunt. I remember going through an incredibly deep puddle to splash some poor fecker who I happened to be driving past. Karma showed me though when about 2 weeks later I wrote off my Corsa (my pride and joy) and had to go on a driving course reminding you that steering is important.
That showed me anyway
(Tue 1st May 2007, 12:00, More)