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» Best Graffiti Ever

Stupid Racists.
Graffitti in my home town of Harwich said:

"Vote BMP"

Bunch of small minded illiterate pricks
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:28, More)

» Tightwads

The Condiment King
I have a friend (Lets call him Ian, cos thats his name) who is well known in our circle of friends for being a bit of a tight arse.

Anyway, Myself, another friend, Dan, and Ian went to a Wetherspoons after college for drinks and some food. Well Dan and I did but Ian had no intentions of spending money.

I offered to get him a beer, he declined. When ordering food, Dan offered to get him some chips, again he declined.

So when our food arrives, I get up to grab a few sachets of ketchup. Ian follows and takes 2 sachets of each condiment (Ketchup, mayo, horseradish, brown sauce, tartare, AND vinegar) and one by one just sucks the contents into his mouth.

"Are you sure you dont want some chips, mate" we as with complete incredulity. "No, no. I'm fine with this".

He also repeated this in Burger King, but this time with 40 cartons of UHT milk.

Tight Fisted Cock Muncher.
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 10:09, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Dunno if its true. But in Subway the workers are called "sandwich artists". What a loada shit.
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 13:44, More)

» Starting something you couldn't finish

Jackie Brown
Watched all Tarantino films (not got round to Basterdz yet) and enjoyed them. BUT I have tried to watch this 4 times and fallen asleep each time. Cannot seem to finish it.
(Fri 25th Jun 2010, 12:56, More)