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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
My worst FIM moments
1. On a trip to Mexico with friends from uni, we started hanging about with a few people that were staying on the same floor of our hotel. One of the guys only had one arm, and we referred to him as The Fugitive (never in his presence, of course). Towards the end of the week, one of my friends couldn't find one of the silver rings that he had bought in the hotel lobby. Not looking up from watching Mexican wrestling on the TV, I said "Maybe The Fugitive took it" and started laughing. When I looked around to see why no one else found my quip funny, I noticed that The Fugitive had just walked in. I don't think he clued in, however.
2. In high school, I hung around with several people who shared my ethnicity and therefore spoke the same mother language as myself. One day, we were sitting in the cafeteria at lunchtime and I started rambling on to my friend for a few minutes about the things I'd like to do to the fit girl sitting two feet away at the next table. As I'm going on, my friend starts smirking, then giggling, then laughing. I look over to see the girl staring at me before introducing herself to me in my mother language. I never did get to do any of those filthy things to her...
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 0:03, More)
My worst FIM moments
1. On a trip to Mexico with friends from uni, we started hanging about with a few people that were staying on the same floor of our hotel. One of the guys only had one arm, and we referred to him as The Fugitive (never in his presence, of course). Towards the end of the week, one of my friends couldn't find one of the silver rings that he had bought in the hotel lobby. Not looking up from watching Mexican wrestling on the TV, I said "Maybe The Fugitive took it" and started laughing. When I looked around to see why no one else found my quip funny, I noticed that The Fugitive had just walked in. I don't think he clued in, however.
2. In high school, I hung around with several people who shared my ethnicity and therefore spoke the same mother language as myself. One day, we were sitting in the cafeteria at lunchtime and I started rambling on to my friend for a few minutes about the things I'd like to do to the fit girl sitting two feet away at the next table. As I'm going on, my friend starts smirking, then giggling, then laughing. I look over to see the girl staring at me before introducing herself to me in my mother language. I never did get to do any of those filthy things to her...
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 0:03, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Funny names
There was an Asian guy in my high school named Fah Qu.
My father used to work with a Mike Hunt.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 21:22, More)
Funny names
There was an Asian guy in my high school named Fah Qu.
My father used to work with a Mike Hunt.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 21:22, More)
» Dad Jokes
My dad has so many terrible jokes that I'm having trouble remembering most of them...
Whenever anyone says that they're strong/getting stronger/etc, my dad always quips "Yes, but smell isn't everything."
This one's not really a joke, but more of an annoying habit...my father LOVES the scene in Braveheart where the Irish guy who "speaks" to God says to Mel Gibson "The Lord says he can get me out of this...but he's pretty sure you're fucked." My dad never hesitates to quote this scene verbatim in a terrible (fake) Scottish accent whenever anyone is talking about Scotland, Ireland, Braveheart, Mel Gibson, films, accents, delusional people, etc (you get the idea).
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 16:46, More)
My dad has so many terrible jokes that I'm having trouble remembering most of them...
Whenever anyone says that they're strong/getting stronger/etc, my dad always quips "Yes, but smell isn't everything."
This one's not really a joke, but more of an annoying habit...my father LOVES the scene in Braveheart where the Irish guy who "speaks" to God says to Mel Gibson "The Lord says he can get me out of this...but he's pretty sure you're fucked." My dad never hesitates to quote this scene verbatim in a terrible (fake) Scottish accent whenever anyone is talking about Scotland, Ireland, Braveheart, Mel Gibson, films, accents, delusional people, etc (you get the idea).
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 16:46, More)