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Johnny
When I first started uni, one of my friends was in the same flat as this guy Johnny (who, incidently, may lurk on these boards). Now, being young naive freshers, we made friends with Johhny, simply because he was there, and he seemed a nice enough guy. Unfortunately, it soon dawned on us that he was a total bullshitter, extruding such gems as "You know what the secret ingredient of the McChicken sandwich is? Mayonaise!" or "The nintendo DS is a test console for their next project". His bedroom also smelled like satan's farts.

Anyways, Johnny told us that his uncle owned a recording studio. Apparently, snoop-dog had turned up desperately wanting to record something and offered a massive amount of cash, but Johnny's uncle, being the cool guy that he is, told snoop dog to fuck off.

Of course we knew Johnny was a bullshitter by this point, and knew that the story was made up, but why make up a story as shit as that?
(Sun 2nd Dec 2007, 15:20, More)