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» Phobias

Rudely Awoken
I have two and only two phobias

Firstly, needles - I think tis one is pretty understandable, I mean just thinkof the sharp end of that syringe needle as it scrapes and scratches the inside of your veins, that's assuming the nurse/doctor/generous smack fiend actually gets it in the right place.

Secondly, and this is probably less common, I have an absolute terror of being woken up by the sound of duct tape being pulled off a roll. I've no idea where it stems from but I stupidly told my flatmate who now rejoices in waking me up with exactly that method as if he's actively trying to give me a heart attack.
(Tue 15th Apr 2008, 15:58, More)

» Insults

Classic Paul Calf
You've got shit on your shoes, you shit shoe bastard.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 21:46, More)