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Sad websales man. Seeks equally mad female for no strings cybersex. I am fat, 40 and ugly with a small penis. I do masturbate a lot so if you fancy getting naked with me, let me know!

ROFL - Crap at design, dont use photoshop but try my best.

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» Being told off as an adult

Arguing with my children
Whilst arguing with my son sometimes, I dont know what comes over me, I become "competitive dad" and have to win the argument. I could say he is 14 and therefore is at that age.. but Im 42 and should know better. Anyway, Mrs wife shouts at both of us telling us "not to behave like children". Then just to drive the point home, went off on one that I "shouldnt do" and "you should be the adult" etc. Bollox to that.. I want to win the argument!
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 17:48, More)

» Family codes and rituals

Dead Foxes
Ever since I met Mrs Scowners its become habit. Driving down the M4 one day there was a dead fox at the side of the road. One the way back there was another. "ive started a collection" said Mrs S. Its been going on for almost 20 years now. She now has amassed a collection of roadkill foxes totalling 25.. Left them there obviously. they looked comfy!
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 14:24, More)

» Procrastination

Ive been doing well in a dancing competition
but Im doing so well I cant be arsed to continue

John Seargent
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 15:59, More)

» Tightwads

The company I work for often has suppliers buy pizza/sanwiches etc for lunch for the staff on promotional days or after training. 1 of the guys is so tight, he takes any left over, home for his kids for tea. Its not like he is on a bad wage either.
(Thu 23rd Oct 2008, 17:46, More)

» Best Films Ever

Kentucky Fried Movie
One of the funniest films in my younger days. So many quotes (some of which we still use) a bit of sex, some tits and generally a very funny politically incorrect film.

Blade Runner - Top film. I liked both the normal one and the directors cut but prefer the directors cut as the voice over explains whats going on rather than leaving you to work it out for yourself.

Animal House - John Belushi on fine form and an all round top film

Airplane! - What can I say about this film really.......I laughed so much I pissed my pants..the second time I watched it because you miss so much the first time because you are laughing
(Wed 23rd Jul 2008, 11:52, More)
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