» Accidental innuendo

At work, couple of years ago..
Little Indian Girl (Literally 3' nothing), ducks under Large English Man's (5'9") desk to steal a cable.
LEM returns, sees her there and sits down, pinning her under said desk.
LIG tries to bite LEM.
LEM lets her out after a while.

Her first words after being released?
"I couldn't find anything small enough to put my mouth around".
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 1:50, More)

» Ouch!

Not mine, but I saw it happen...
Guy I used to work with was welding up an exhaust for a mate after work. Standing under it, welding away, a blob of slag rolls down the inside of his shirt into his pants and hits the end of his knob, which apparently was poking out of his boxers.
Cue a yelp, a swear, and a very fast exit.

Probably could have used this for that other QoTW as well, as both me and the owner of the vehicle couldn't stop laughing after he came back and told us what happened.

Also, he had to remove the scab to pee.
(Sat 31st Jul 2010, 15:36, More)