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Dr Turlough Preference is taller, smarter and better looking than you.

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» Desperate Times

This is a friend's act of desperation, but also an act of pathetic genius.
He wanted a cat. His mother didn't want a cat about the house. So he bought a kitten, and just before bringing it home he poured water all over it. Then he told her that someone had put it in a bag and thrown it in a river. She felt so sorry for the wee kitty she let him keep it.
He was 26 at the time.
(Wed 21st Nov 2007, 19:26, More)

» Waste of money

I once made a papier maché belt for Pavarotti, out of €50 notes.
That was my massive waist of money.

No. Fuck YOU.
(Thu 30th Sep 2010, 14:17, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What four legged animal helps pollenation?
Most of a bee.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 9:49, More)

» Breasts

Breasts can be very distrac

(Sun 9th May 2010, 11:34, More)

» Pointless Experiments

Can goldfish get high?
It turns out that yes, they can.

Get your block of hash, burn off a teeny tiny pinhead-sized amount and drop it in your fish bowl.
The goldfish will have a nibble, and then start swimming around like mad wee things for a couple of minutes, and then go back to normal.

Keep a lid over the tank, as they have been known to leap out.

This is very important science.
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 12:13, More)
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