» Kids say the shittiest things

But Daddy calls her that.....
In the late 1970s/early 1980s, before our parents divorced, my sister and I were treated to hearing our father calling our mother all sorts of charming names in a very loud voice. My sis, being about 3 at the time, was obviously much more impressionable than I was (cuz I was older). One day, Mom opened a window which was holding in a plant shelf. Of course, the little plant shelf was no longer secure at that point, and the plants naturally cascaded onto the floor. Imagine Mom's surprise when her precious 3-year-old, all blonde hair and blue eyes, looked at her and said, "you fucking asshole."
(Sat 25th May 2013, 10:24, More)