» Dumb things you've done

two things
1: mistook some yellow cheese for the yellow soap and washed my hands with cheese; this doesn't work well.

2: Parked at the local shop got out of my car, a red astra, bought stuff in the shop come out and got in to a red astra. which on closer inspection of the interior turned out not to be mine. I then had to attempt to escape from the car with out the owner noticing me.
just as a note i live in rural cornwall and no-one locks their cars here cos if someone nicks it you probably know them so you can go and get it back.
(Sat 22nd Dec 2007, 4:19, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

my friend
attack another friend with a kitchen knife during a mescaline trip
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 18:46, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

i was drunk so was she
it was like having sex with a log

nuff said
(Thu 21st Jun 2007, 15:01, More)