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» Family Holidays

What a bit of warm weather does to Northerners...
On holiday in the South of France, an idyllic little cottage in a beautful quiet village. I was 14, and innocently reading in the garden.

Went upstairs to ask mum where the sun cream was, she was hanging over the edge of the bed and my dad had just finished giving her a mighty good seeing to judging by the fact he was more out of breath than the time he ran the marathon. Oh, and he was propped up on top of her admiring a job well done, giving me a full frontal in the process.

Horrified, I ran through to the room I was sharing with my older brother, who was sat on his bed having quite a vigorous session of his own.

Spent the rest of the holiday afraid to go back in the cottage, getting hideous sunburn as I never did locate the suncream.

I still have nightmares now.

Woo, first post! Wasn't as scary as I thought it might be.
(Fri 3rd Aug 2007, 11:41, More)

» Public Sex

Almost a grand story...
If I'd had this QOTW in mind I might just have done it... was on a *unnamed non league* football pitch celebrating with the players at 3am over the weekend after they *won the league or got into playoffs, I'm not specifying any further!* and took the celebrations a bit further with a particularly cute player. When it dawned on me the other lads were six feet away and more than likely had camera phones, I regained my ladylike composure. Would have been my all time public "outing", tamer venues include the swings of a kids play park (at night mind!), club toilets, beach lounger, the usual...
(Mon 27th Apr 2009, 16:52, More)