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» Inflated Self-Importance

Well, it's kind of on topic...
A few years back I was using the local Freecycle a bit - getting rid of my junk and collecting other people's junk (I did get a brand new bed though).

One day, browsing through the ads, I read that one woman had "just got a new dog - he's quite small and cold. Does anyone have any dog jackets?"

Chuckling to myself, I made my own ad: "Just got a Korean cookbook - does anyone have any small dogs, preferably cold"

And the shit hit the fan - I have the screenshots somewhere, but it seems people around here just don't have a sense of humour.

Anyway, the self righteous board moderator (or whatever they are called), banned me, and warned another freecycler for daring to laugh at my ad.
(Fri 25th Jan 2013, 12:00, More)

» Call Centres

How they recruit at Indian call centres:
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 15:31, More)

» Redundant technology

Redundant technology?
My car comes with orange lights on the corners which I use to 'indicate' to other road users my intentions of turning.
(Tue 9th Nov 2010, 13:54, More)

» IT Support

A pearoast - but on topic (kinda)
Back when we still used FileMaker (I know, I know) my PC at work was called 'God' on the network...which led to this happening one day:

(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 13:47, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Day out at Silverstone...
Take 2 idiots (that'd be me and my mate Liam), add alcohol, weed and mix up with a lot of sunshine.

Then wander into the shop to re-arrange the bears thus:

The bonus was the look on the woman's face when she saw it...never noticed when I took the pic.
(Wed 23rd Sep 2009, 11:05, More)
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