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» Killed to DEATH
I passed my driving test and didn't drive for a year...
After moving in with my girlfriend's family, her parents let me drive their car. I was driving to my brother's BBQ for his birthday, and I saw a magpie in the middle of the road. I swerved to avoid it, and ended up flattening it. Apparently I went very pale...
Plus a suicidal squirrel that jumped in front of my car years later
(Fri 23rd Dec 2011, 17:55, More)
I passed my driving test and didn't drive for a year...
After moving in with my girlfriend's family, her parents let me drive their car. I was driving to my brother's BBQ for his birthday, and I saw a magpie in the middle of the road. I swerved to avoid it, and ended up flattening it. Apparently I went very pale...
Plus a suicidal squirrel that jumped in front of my car years later
(Fri 23rd Dec 2011, 17:55, More)
» Stupid Colleagues
Well...
I work in KFC, (as a Shift Runner, not a pleb)...
Enough said
(Mon 7th Mar 2011, 9:50, More)
Well...
I work in KFC, (as a Shift Runner, not a pleb)...
Enough said
(Mon 7th Mar 2011, 9:50, More)
» Stalked
Well
Back in September I met this girl at this pub, and after leaving the biggest hicky on my neck, I managed to get her number and have my way with her on her driveway after taking her home. At the time I worked in a Wetherspoons, and my shift on one days was 9am til 6pm. She was outside at half 5 (she was barred from the pub for saying one of the staff had a small penis) ((however true it was)). I went outside and told her I had to stay a little longer then 6 because one of the staff didn't turn up. She was still outside at 2am when I finally got out. It happened on many occasions (that being the longest).
Now I'm not working and have all day free. but where is she? She's fucked off somewhere and isn't speaking to me.
That's life
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 2:20, More)
Well
Back in September I met this girl at this pub, and after leaving the biggest hicky on my neck, I managed to get her number and have my way with her on her driveway after taking her home. At the time I worked in a Wetherspoons, and my shift on one days was 9am til 6pm. She was outside at half 5 (she was barred from the pub for saying one of the staff had a small penis) ((however true it was)). I went outside and told her I had to stay a little longer then 6 because one of the staff didn't turn up. She was still outside at 2am when I finally got out. It happened on many occasions (that being the longest).
Now I'm not working and have all day free. but where is she? She's fucked off somewhere and isn't speaking to me.
That's life
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 2:20, More)