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There's a blast from the past...

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apologies in advance...

(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 9:49, More)

Due to his mouth grille Hannibal Lecter could only eat soft Italian cheeses

(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 23:21, More)

Don't even think about pet insurance...
no wonder nohands couldn't get pet insurance
(Sun 10th Nov 2002, 20:39, More)

Baroness Thatcher wasn't happy with her new portrait
Thatch didn't like her new portrait

Needless to say, it's kept locked up for safety reasons.
(Sun 3rd Nov 2002, 22:59, More)

I think the cold leek I just ate influenced this...

(Wed 9th Oct 2002, 16:07, More)

How is my driving?

And the original at sick-making speed
(Tue 8th Oct 2002, 16:15, More)

Miaow another day

(Tue 8th Oct 2002, 4:56, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Mums

My mum's amazing
She went through the screaming agony of childbirth twice. I was planned, apparently, my elder sister "wasn't". My mum must've thought it was a good idea after the first so I've endeavoured not to dissapoint.

We're both married, my sister now has a son and I have a husband too. Still to this day, the thought of eating crusts makes my hair curl.
(Sat 13th Feb 2010, 3:19, More)