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Hello all, I'm a twunting student scrounger living in the heart of Norfolk. Contrary to popular belief, I don't have webbed hands or feet and our towns aren't populated by rustics going oo arr every second of the day. Why, some of our houses even have electric lights these days! I shall stop typing before this starts sounding like a myspace profile now. Good day/night, and a hearty oo arr to all of you.
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Hello all, I'm a twunting student scrounger living in the heart of Norfolk. Contrary to popular belief, I don't have webbed hands or feet and our towns aren't populated by rustics going oo arr every second of the day. Why, some of our houses even have electric lights these days! I shall stop typing before this starts sounding like a myspace profile now. Good day/night, and a hearty oo arr to all of you.
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» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
Time for some pretentious wankery
The most horrifying thing I've ever seen is www.scientology.org/. Nowt more horrifying than a life destroying cult that suckers in hundreds of otherwise sane people.
That and a half dead pigeon with its guts hanging out that my cat dragged in and left to die one day.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 17:06, More)
Time for some pretentious wankery
The most horrifying thing I've ever seen is www.scientology.org/. Nowt more horrifying than a life destroying cult that suckers in hundreds of otherwise sane people.
That and a half dead pigeon with its guts hanging out that my cat dragged in and left to die one day.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 17:06, More)
» Crazy Relatives
My aunt is crazy
Crazy awesome, that is. Family legend has it that she once helped her (not quite sure what nationality he is, but definitely Mediterranean) boyfriend escape from a prison train. She has wildly died spiky hair and is married to the very spit of the stereotypical big fat jovial American. Who is part Cherokee. Pretty awesome.
(Tue 10th Jul 2007, 19:15, More)
My aunt is crazy
Crazy awesome, that is. Family legend has it that she once helped her (not quite sure what nationality he is, but definitely Mediterranean) boyfriend escape from a prison train. She has wildly died spiky hair and is married to the very spit of the stereotypical big fat jovial American. Who is part Cherokee. Pretty awesome.
(Tue 10th Jul 2007, 19:15, More)
» Why I was late
I have a bicycle
Whose brakes don't function, whose gears work via some sort of divine intervention and whose chain is held together by rust and more rust. So when I was late to a french class the the obvious excuse is 'Mon velo est merde'. Luckily the teacher is a very liberal, indie styled and all round awesome dude, so he just laughed.
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 22:25, More)
I have a bicycle
Whose brakes don't function, whose gears work via some sort of divine intervention and whose chain is held together by rust and more rust. So when I was late to a french class the the obvious excuse is 'Mon velo est merde'. Luckily the teacher is a very liberal, indie styled and all round awesome dude, so he just laughed.
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 22:25, More)
» Insults
Quite liked Martin Durkin's response to claims that his documentary was scientifcally inaccurate
"You're a big daft cock." Such excellent reasoning skills he shows there.
What was even better was Marcus Brigstocke's (my favourite ranty comedian ever) description of said Martin Durkin.
"...like the big fat Durkin he is."
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 23:36, More)
Quite liked Martin Durkin's response to claims that his documentary was scientifcally inaccurate
"You're a big daft cock." Such excellent reasoning skills he shows there.
What was even better was Marcus Brigstocke's (my favourite ranty comedian ever) description of said Martin Durkin.
"...like the big fat Durkin he is."
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 23:36, More)
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
Not my rebellion, but someone else's
He carved his name into his arm with a craft knife. He thought he was cool. We thought he was a twunt. He was sent to the school psychologist and we laughed.
(Mon 23rd Jul 2007, 1:59, More)
Not my rebellion, but someone else's
He carved his name into his arm with a craft knife. He thought he was cool. We thought he was a twunt. He was sent to the school psychologist and we laughed.
(Mon 23rd Jul 2007, 1:59, More)