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fanny farts
i can also do fanny farts - really loud but non-smelly ones on command. U lie back with knees uo & sort of tense ur stomach muscles to draw in air, then slowly sit up to push the air out. it's relly classy & a good ice-breaker ;-)
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 0:05, More)

» Workplace Boredom

"lasers" and hair
I work at a highly respected US Institution, surrounded by highly expensive machines, things that use "lasers" and require you to wear a white lab coat in their presence. One of my favorite bits of kit is the scanning electron microscope (no lasers for you pedants out there), the machine often used for taking those fab close-ups of insects or pollen grains or other tiny things. So, I get paid to take funky pictures of scientific things, but if I get bored, I can put other stuff in there. You'd be amazed at what pubes look like at 10 000x magnification...

(working in a highly respected US Institution means I can't access b3ta at work. yah boo sucks)
(Thu 15th Jan 2009, 4:25, More)

» Phobias

Crumbs, especially soggy crumbs on a wet surface, are retch-worthy. I can't bear the sound of toast crumbs on a plate, but the absolute worst is food crumbs down the backs of chairs. I cannot put my hand down the back of a chair in case there are crumbs, and public transpost is a nightmare. If I've been sitting on the Tube, I have to take my trousers off & put them in the wash as soon as I get home. Because there might be crumbs stuck to me.

And yet, strangely, food that comes in breadcrumbs (chicken nuggets, scampi) does not bother me at all.

(Until the crumbs fall onto the plate. Then they're evil again)
(Wed 16th Apr 2008, 4:25, More)

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OMG, who knew that b3tard guys were so cute?!
(Wed 19th Sep 2007, 1:33, More)

» Too much information

Minge maintainence
Lunchtime - us girls sitting chatting, and the conversation gets round to pubic topiary, and NONE of my colleagues trims their bushes. Ew ew ew oh well at least i know what to get them all for christmas - a trip to the local waxing place
(Sun 9th Sep 2007, 22:00, More)
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