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» Why I was late

well,
but i do have a series of them

"my bicycle wouldn't start"

"i was caught up in the mysterious yet amazing land of strawberry conserve and toasted bread, fighting the evil love marmite"

"a big ass fuck off snowball came down from outer space and impaled me on a rolled-up carpet,so i died, and then i had to go to the undereworld and pray for my soul back, thankfully i got it back and now i'm here."

or the best, which is my dads, which came about out of boredom of regular excuses,

"sheerbarefacebikiniwax!"
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 10:15, More)