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» Accidental animal cruelty
Wasp warning
Sh*t i just remembered this one man!
When I was about 16 i was hanging out round my house with a mate and there was a wasp faffing around in the curtains , bouncing off the window etc.
Anyway, my mate starts telling me about this trick where you put a fly or wasp in the freezer and it passes out, you can then tie a bit of thread around it and then you have your own pet fly on a lead.
So we catch this wasp in a glass, put it in the freezer and leave the door open and watch. It slowly starts getting tired then after about 2 minutes its out cold. We then got the unconcious wasp and carefully tied some cotton thread around its body (about where the sting attaches to the torso)
After it warmed up it woke up and tried to fly away - but it couldnt get far because it was now on a lead. After a few minutes of running round the house with our pet wasp we cut the thread down to about 6 inches long then stuck a little note to the other end saying "WARNING - WASP" It was then set free outside.
Not really accidental.. but then again not really crual coz wasps are c*nts.
(Fri 7th Dec 2007, 11:43, More)
Wasp warning
Sh*t i just remembered this one man!
When I was about 16 i was hanging out round my house with a mate and there was a wasp faffing around in the curtains , bouncing off the window etc.
Anyway, my mate starts telling me about this trick where you put a fly or wasp in the freezer and it passes out, you can then tie a bit of thread around it and then you have your own pet fly on a lead.
So we catch this wasp in a glass, put it in the freezer and leave the door open and watch. It slowly starts getting tired then after about 2 minutes its out cold. We then got the unconcious wasp and carefully tied some cotton thread around its body (about where the sting attaches to the torso)
After it warmed up it woke up and tried to fly away - but it couldnt get far because it was now on a lead. After a few minutes of running round the house with our pet wasp we cut the thread down to about 6 inches long then stuck a little note to the other end saying "WARNING - WASP" It was then set free outside.
Not really accidental.. but then again not really crual coz wasps are c*nts.
(Fri 7th Dec 2007, 11:43, More)
» Crazy Relatives
My grandad
My grandad hates magpies so much that he sometimes hides in the garden for hours with an air rifle waiting for one to land. Hes never been quick enouhg to shoot one
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 16:20, More)
My grandad
My grandad hates magpies so much that he sometimes hides in the garden for hours with an air rifle waiting for one to land. Hes never been quick enouhg to shoot one
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 16:20, More)
» Karma
Extreme but fair
A few years ago some girl i know was goin out with some ilegal brazilian imigrant dude for a few years. Didnt really meet him but they seemed to be goin strong. He was home sick so he decided he needed to go back to brazil for a bit, he took her with him for a few weeks to meet the family n stuff and the plan was he would come back to britain in a few months.
Anyway, she got home and a few days later she spoke to him on msn and he dumped her.. On msn!. Bit cowardly and harsh since they seemed to be doin fine... Anyway a few months later she bumped into one of his old mates.... Apparently brazilian dude had had a moped accident a little while ago and was now paralysed from the waste down..
Not really an equal dose of karma but maybe karma had been saving up for that one.
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 10:47, More)
Extreme but fair
A few years ago some girl i know was goin out with some ilegal brazilian imigrant dude for a few years. Didnt really meet him but they seemed to be goin strong. He was home sick so he decided he needed to go back to brazil for a bit, he took her with him for a few weeks to meet the family n stuff and the plan was he would come back to britain in a few months.
Anyway, she got home and a few days later she spoke to him on msn and he dumped her.. On msn!. Bit cowardly and harsh since they seemed to be doin fine... Anyway a few months later she bumped into one of his old mates.... Apparently brazilian dude had had a moped accident a little while ago and was now paralysed from the waste down..
Not really an equal dose of karma but maybe karma had been saving up for that one.
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 10:47, More)
» Accidental animal cruelty
Hamster Ball Crash
When i was a kid i had a mate who had a hamster. Anyway one night it was out in its little hamster ball thing and my mate was gonna put it away. So he picks up the ball, puts it on the kitchen counter and turns to talk to me for a second and with that *Crack* the hamster had rolled off and crashed its ball into the tiled floor. We opened it up and got the hamster out and its nose was bleeding and it couldnt move its front legs. We were just so gutted, we knew we had to put it out of its misery or something but couldnt bring ourselves to do it. My mate put it back in its cage and left it till the next day. Turned out to be ok in the end and lived another year or so. Good job we didnt drown it.
(Fri 7th Dec 2007, 10:55, More)
Hamster Ball Crash
When i was a kid i had a mate who had a hamster. Anyway one night it was out in its little hamster ball thing and my mate was gonna put it away. So he picks up the ball, puts it on the kitchen counter and turns to talk to me for a second and with that *Crack* the hamster had rolled off and crashed its ball into the tiled floor. We opened it up and got the hamster out and its nose was bleeding and it couldnt move its front legs. We were just so gutted, we knew we had to put it out of its misery or something but couldnt bring ourselves to do it. My mate put it back in its cage and left it till the next day. Turned out to be ok in the end and lived another year or so. Good job we didnt drown it.
(Fri 7th Dec 2007, 10:55, More)