» Advice from Old People

At your age.
As a student on a ward I was talking to a patient when she asked how old I was to which I reply 19, she then comes out with, "At your age, you are what I consider to be a young buck and should be sleeping with as many women as you can, because you don't want to look back when you're married and regret that you didn't."
Edit: she was in her late 70's.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 16:10, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

Double standards.
My girlfriend is 5 years my senior.(25 to my 20)She was also a teacher when we met when I was 18. However the story isn't about us it's about her younger sisters.
Sister A has been with her partner for 7 years and was just 16 when they got together to his 22.
Sister B is with a man twice her age.(42 to 21)
But which one does her mother think inappropriate due to the age gap?
Me and Mrs ticklishrew.
(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 17:51, More)

» Voyeurism

Thin walls and animals.
My girlfriend can be a bit loud and my bedroom (I live with my parents and sister in an very old house so very thin internal walls) is next to the bathroom. Anyway one night we going at it and she isn't being very quiet and then we can see the light being turned on in the corridor, don't know who it was but they would definately heard us.

Same girl, didn't realise my door wasn't shut properly and look left to see my dog looking at me.
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 13:01, More)