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By popular request, here are five new-person things about me.

1. I'm a fat bastard.
2. I like noodles. Yum, noodles.
3. I'm classically trained on the tuba.
4. My favourite pie is steak and ale.
5. I've got a third nipple.

They were supposed to be interesting, but that's beyond me.



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» * PFFT *

I once did a fart that lasted about 30 seconds.
It came out in lots of little farts, much like a machine gun.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 14:28, More)