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» Real-life slapstick
Warning
My mate Barry got up one saturday morning, wandered into the living room for a fag before heading back to bed. As he got up, he caught his foot in the throw of the couch, and tripped over. This would have been fine, he could have stopped himself from falling by using his hands. However they were comfortably cupping his balls and therefore inside his tracksuit bottoms. He hit the parquet flooring with teeth first, breaking his jaw and knocking out the front two. Nice
(Mon 25th Jan 2010, 20:18, More)
Warning
My mate Barry got up one saturday morning, wandered into the living room for a fag before heading back to bed. As he got up, he caught his foot in the throw of the couch, and tripped over. This would have been fine, he could have stopped himself from falling by using his hands. However they were comfortably cupping his balls and therefore inside his tracksuit bottoms. He hit the parquet flooring with teeth first, breaking his jaw and knocking out the front two. Nice
(Mon 25th Jan 2010, 20:18, More)
» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
Lawyers
They charge for talking to you on the phone but not for reading your letters or emails
Don't ring'em - write 'em a letter
(Fri 28th Sep 2007, 16:01, More)
Lawyers
They charge for talking to you on the phone but not for reading your letters or emails
Don't ring'em - write 'em a letter
(Fri 28th Sep 2007, 16:01, More)
» Being told off as an adult
licky dog
I was once playing with a rather beautiful border collie. in her overexcitement and genral dogginess she jumped up at me and licked my face.
the dog owner, girl of eight, piped up "You shouldn't let bronwen lick your face, she might have just been licking her bum." yeah thanks for that kid.
(Mon 24th Sep 2007, 16:53, More)
licky dog
I was once playing with a rather beautiful border collie. in her overexcitement and genral dogginess she jumped up at me and licked my face.
the dog owner, girl of eight, piped up "You shouldn't let bronwen lick your face, she might have just been licking her bum." yeah thanks for that kid.
(Mon 24th Sep 2007, 16:53, More)