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My Mum's dodgy arsepiece
My Mum is in her mid 60's and has a bit of a ringpiece problem, it's basically falling out!
Anyway she is waiting for an hospital appointment to get it fixed up... in the mean time whenever I see her she updates me with the proceedings with such lovely comments like..
"I had to get up in the night as my bum was leaking a bit in the bed"
or
"I had a poo earlier and I had to push my bumhole back up with my hand as it was hanging out"
As you can imagine I can do nothing but look forward to the next installment of the diary of Mums shitpiece!
2nd post wooo!
(Tue 11th Sep 2007, 21:41, More)
My Mum's dodgy arsepiece
My Mum is in her mid 60's and has a bit of a ringpiece problem, it's basically falling out!
Anyway she is waiting for an hospital appointment to get it fixed up... in the mean time whenever I see her she updates me with the proceedings with such lovely comments like..
"I had to get up in the night as my bum was leaking a bit in the bed"
or
"I had a poo earlier and I had to push my bumhole back up with my hand as it was hanging out"
As you can imagine I can do nothing but look forward to the next installment of the diary of Mums shitpiece!
2nd post wooo!
(Tue 11th Sep 2007, 21:41, More)
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
Overhead projection
I once dismantled the overhead projector in the technical drawing room at college and carefully attached a small piece of doodled acetate (that clear stuff you put on OHP's) inside.
Oh how we chuckled when the tutor returned to the room and flicked on the machine and projected a giant cock on the wall!
(Tue 24th Jul 2007, 15:40, More)
Overhead projection
I once dismantled the overhead projector in the technical drawing room at college and carefully attached a small piece of doodled acetate (that clear stuff you put on OHP's) inside.
Oh how we chuckled when the tutor returned to the room and flicked on the machine and projected a giant cock on the wall!
(Tue 24th Jul 2007, 15:40, More)