» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

Bit of an inverted story
Been with my ex almost 3 years.It ended 2 weeks ago.Got a call off her daughter asking if i'd pick her up from her mates 2 miles away.Don't mind doing it,i have done more for her kids over the past few years than their dad has ever done since he dumped all 3 of them for a fat slapper.
Dropped said sprog off,parked up at my house round the corner and had a walk round to hers.Walk in to find my ex and her 2 mates sat there,ex still in dressing gown.At midday.Fair enough i thought we're going out in 2 hours.After some idle chit chat where it transpires they'd had a full english without bothering to ask if i'd wanted some i remarked "ooh,i picked your daughter up for you" she replied "i know.It was me that told her to phone you"
Cue much lolling @ me from all 3 of them.I felt about 1/2" tall.So remarked that "i think i'm being taken for granted a bit" her mates says,"i fucking know you are!"
Cue more lolling @ me.
When i finally got her alone to collar her about it she refused to apologise and told me i was a paranoid wanker.
It was at this point i realised that she really does belive in her own head that she never ever has done anything wrong to anyone ever and that it was time to get out.
So now here i am alone on a friday night while she's out on the piss with her mates.My god i feel loved.
(Fri 6th Jun 2008, 20:52, More)

» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

I just remembered another one
It's not as if i dumped her though as nothing ever came remotely close to happening.
The oompa loompa that used to deliver the bacon sarnies to work was a foul beast of a woman.She never made any secret of the fact she wanted me to.

My workmates ,being proper friends decided what a jolly good lark it would be to let her think i felt the same.Which was all very funny until one of the twats gave her my phone number.

Much stalking ensued which included
Telling me no one puts the phone down on me.I was powerless to resist and hung up and turned it off.Turned it back on to about 50 voicemails demanding i talk to her.

Stalking me to my pre match pub and confronting me about ignoring her.In front of me mam.

Telling her husband she was divorcing him for me.

Staying on the mobile for a full 2 hours while me and my mate watched an entire football match.With the phone in the kitchen.

Getting her best mate(who was fit as fuck) to call me pleading me to see the good in her.

Which then led to me and fit as fuck best mate getting together.I eventually got rid of it by going down for a tasty snack on her best mate in front of her.

Apologies for girth.
(Sat 7th Jun 2008, 19:14, More)