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Using futuristic space science, and special hamsters, I can be electromailed AND IM'ed at ONE AND THE SAME ADDRESS!:
geordie . al "at" gmail . com

DANGER! Zombies!

my pet!

Which quiz are you ?

This pointless quiz was made by TMO

I stole adopted a cute wee moocow foetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray foetus!

Does the sweary filter work here?
Fuck shit arse cunt twat bollocks quim shit turd piss wank flaps Johnny Vaughn.
Guess not.

Geek Terror
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:: how jedi are you? ::

Geordie Al

is a Robot that is fitted with Side Spikes and an Electron Ram, Hovers Eerily Above the Ground, and runs on Methane.

Force: 6 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 1

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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Cause:Wanking with Vim™
Symptoms:smiling, wanking like a zombie, flacidity, repeat
Cure:FIRE! and plenty of it.
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

I am Ebola. Hear Your Organs Squelch.
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.


-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Hey! My brain works!

Geordie Al

is a Giant Dragon that has Enormous Tusks and Lovely Neat Hair.

Strength: 10 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 10

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I learnt I am the ArchAngel Geordie Al, and I bring this message:

Are you talking to me, or are you chewing a brick? 'Cos either way, you get to loose your teeth!*

*Please note, God's messages to his creation may on some occasions resemble drunken threats.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

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» Hidden Treasure

U have got 2 try this!!!!111ONEONE!!11

Right, first off, you open, er, Powerpoint!!!!! Then you type in "I love Bridlington"!!!!!! Then, you highlight the text, and change the font to Wingdings 2, and it spells out, in Eygptian heiroglyphics "Bill Gates eats babies"!!!!!
Everytime you do this, Microsoft will send $2 to John Peel, via MSN and he'll pay for Superman to bring the Pope back to life!!!!!!!!
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 17:49, More)

» Now, there was no need for that...

MRI tube listening to Dido? Pah!
I once had to undergo brain surgery, the doctor ignored my choice of "general" and gave me a local anasthetic, and to cap it off, he played "Achy-breaky heart" in a vain attempt to drown out the noise of the drill cutting through my skull!
This story is also the worst one to tell when you are trying to chat up lasses.
(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 17:17, More)

» Little things that turn you on


(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 15:10, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

It's like eating ammonia! Disguised ammonia, with a hint of dog sick in it's texture! Why would anyone choose to eat something that dissolves your nostril hairs?
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 13:03, More)

» People with Stupid Names

I'm certain I heard that there's
an Olympic athelete called Wilfred or William Bumgay. But I was on crack when I heard that...
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:21, More)
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