Profile for Geordie Al:
Using futuristic space science, and special hamsters, I can be electromailed AND IM'ed at ONE AND THE SAME ADDRESS!:
geordie . al "at" gmail . com
DANGER! Zombies!
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Istole adopted a cute wee moocow foetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray foetus!
Does the sweary filter work here?
Fuck shit arse cunt twat bollocks quim shit turd piss wank flaps Johnny Vaughn.
Guess not.
Geek Terror
:: how jedi are you? ::
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
Hey! My brain works!
What Is Your Animal Personality?
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I learnt I am the ArchAngel Geordie Al, and I bring this message:
Are you talking to me, or are you chewing a brick? 'Cos either way, you get to loose your teeth!*
*Please note, God's messages to his creation may on some occasions resemble drunken threats.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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- a member for 22 years, 4 months and 11 days
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Using futuristic space science, and special hamsters, I can be electromailed AND IM'ed at ONE AND THE SAME ADDRESS!:
geordie . al "at" gmail . com
DANGER! Zombies!
Which quiz are you ?
This pointless quiz was made by TMO
I
from Fetusmart! Hooray foetus!
Does the sweary filter work here?
Fuck shit arse cunt twat bollocks quim shit turd piss wank flaps Johnny Vaughn.
Guess not.
Geek Terror
:: how jedi are you? ::
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Crypto-geordialosis | |
| Cause: | Wanking with Vim™ |
| Symptoms: | smiling, wanking like a zombie, flacidity, repeat |
| Cure: | FIRE! and plenty of it. |
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Low |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- | |
Hey! My brain works!
What Is Your Animal Personality?
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I learnt I am the ArchAngel Geordie Al, and I bring this message:
Are you talking to me, or are you chewing a brick? 'Cos either way, you get to loose your teeth!*
*Please note, God's messages to his creation may on some occasions resemble drunken threats.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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» Hidden Treasure
OMG!!!!!!
U have got 2 try this!!!!111ONEONE!!11
Right, first off, you open, er, Powerpoint!!!!! Then you type in "I love Bridlington"!!!!!! Then, you highlight the text, and change the font to Wingdings 2, and it spells out, in Eygptian heiroglyphics "Bill Gates eats babies"!!!!!
Everytime you do this, Microsoft will send $2 to John Peel, via MSN and he'll pay for Superman to bring the Pope back to life!!!!!!!!
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 17:49, More)
OMG!!!!!!
U have got 2 try this!!!!111ONEONE!!11
Right, first off, you open, er, Powerpoint!!!!! Then you type in "I love Bridlington"!!!!!! Then, you highlight the text, and change the font to Wingdings 2, and it spells out, in Eygptian heiroglyphics "Bill Gates eats babies"!!!!!
Everytime you do this, Microsoft will send $2 to John Peel, via MSN and he'll pay for Superman to bring the Pope back to life!!!!!!!!
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 17:49, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
MRI tube listening to Dido? Pah!
I once had to undergo brain surgery, the doctor ignored my choice of "general" and gave me a local anasthetic, and to cap it off, he played "Achy-breaky heart" in a vain attempt to drown out the noise of the drill cutting through my skull!
This story is also the worst one to tell when you are trying to chat up lasses.
(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 17:17, More)
MRI tube listening to Dido? Pah!
I once had to undergo brain surgery, the doctor ignored my choice of "general" and gave me a local anasthetic, and to cap it off, he played "Achy-breaky heart" in a vain attempt to drown out the noise of the drill cutting through my skull!
This story is also the worst one to tell when you are trying to chat up lasses.
(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 17:17, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Horseraddish?
It's like eating ammonia! Disguised ammonia, with a hint of dog sick in it's texture! Why would anyone choose to eat something that dissolves your nostril hairs?
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 13:03, More)
Horseraddish?
It's like eating ammonia! Disguised ammonia, with a hint of dog sick in it's texture! Why would anyone choose to eat something that dissolves your nostril hairs?
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 13:03, More)
» People with Stupid Names
I'm certain I heard that there's
an Olympic athelete called Wilfred or William Bumgay. But I was on crack when I heard that...
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:21, More)
I'm certain I heard that there's
an Olympic athelete called Wilfred or William Bumgay. But I was on crack when I heard that...
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:21, More)