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» Cheap Tat

mmmmmm cheezy
cheapest tat... whoever says to you its like chalk and cheese they have obviously never tried kwik save cheddar
(Sat 5th Jan 2008, 21:42, More)

» Cheap Tat

bahhh motorbikes
i'm a daily mail reader and i ride trident submarines around on pavements and i don't hit any kids just jobless immigrants.
(Tue 8th Jan 2008, 16:37, More)

» Hotel Splendido

hotel margarit girona spain

what a poo hole i couldn't even close the door to have a shit in the "en-suite" (I use that term lightly think more along the lines of the bog of eternal stench) because the door would hit my knee due to the toilet being stratigically placed so near to the door and a bath that was like a bath but not a bath just a giant bidet complete with broken shower. Also no carpet just industrial tiles in the actual room. Also my window complete with bars looked out onto some one elses balcony so i couldn't really open my window for fear of spainish miscreants/bogey men. I didn't last that long in that room and upgraded.
(Tue 22nd Jan 2008, 20:59, More)

» Cheap Tat

Dads and cutting edge technology
ahhh good old papa and his cheap tat tomfoolery. Piece of cutting edge technology:
No.1: Pacific dvd player (don't know why it was called pacific the nearest it probably got to the pacific was moscow) said father well chuffed with said dvd player came out with immortal words "You can't go wrong for £35 even if it lasts 2 years" it lasted 2 months he got a refund from ASDA which leads me onto
Piece of cutting edge technology:
No.2:Can't remember the make but it came from kwik save (I know i cringe when i think about it to) and was a 5.1 all in one dolby digital dvd player with SPEAKERS!!!! welcome to the 21st century dad. I asked dad how much and this time "Only £75 doesn't matter if lasts three years" and he was especially proud that in the instruction manual samsung were CREDITED as SUPPLYING some parts (not making mind you just "supplying" but I didn't have the heart to tell him it was probably the fuse. anyways it nearly reached the three year mark if 4 months is anywhere near three years again a refund is supplied from kwik save (come to think of it that is probably the straw that broke the camels back for kwik save i mean £75, that must have been a years takings for them!) after cutting edge technology no.2 went I took pity and took it upon myself to buy him a JVC dvd recorder and a sony telly just to avoid any further embaressment (Sony telly did go phut after two years but was repaired for £35 take that cheap tat!)
(Tue 8th Jan 2008, 16:52, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Ahhh those blissfull times back in the late 80's when I was still young enough to enjoy toys at christmas and not worry about your boss frothing at the mouth when you say you don't want to work over christmas. Anywho this is xmas aboot 1988 to 1989 and my brother is home for christmas from the airforce and along comes with him is his new 10 month old german shepard. Anyway all the frantic unwrapping of prezzies is done mum gets dressed up in her best chrimbo togs and said german shepard starts sniffing round her legs, Now this is a minor annoyance to my mum who shoos him away but he just returns cocks his leg and pisses on my mum (dirty bastard) cue much swearing and smacking of dog which then gets put in the shed. Anyway a couple of hours pass and the dog gets let back into the house skulking every where looking sheepish and scared any way we all thought the dog had learnt his lesson so we went off to enjoy our xmas din dins. Cue late evening and my mum changes out of her best togs and goes to put on her slippers and the dog has shit in them the sneaky bastard! he wasn't stupid that dog but he was stupid enough to have a fight with a land rover and loose a couple of years later. length: dunno they never measured the skid marks.
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 20:53, More)
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