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» Addicted

Smoking and Masturbation
I've been told that i've got to stop, which is very hard as i'm a 30 a day man and i smoke like a chimney.
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 14:27, More)

» Lead Balloon

Oops
I was at gathering of folk with my parents and their friends, when one particularly serious lady was telling everyone how upset she was that her son was going away and that the family dog may die when he wasn 't around.

Me: How do you know the dog won't last?
Her: She's just had a stroke.
Me: I thought dogs loved those?

Queue the awkward silence...
(Fri 23rd Aug 2013, 10:01, More)

» Babysitters

Once upon a time.....
We had a nanny who blew in with the wind one day, started singing bout sugar and medicine pulled a lamp out of her bag and started dancing and singin with some yanky chap with a shockin cockney accent.

Twas so surreal they made a film about it.
(Tue 2nd Nov 2010, 16:41, More)

» Insults

A Friend once called me a
SHIT EYED WARRIOR

Still makes me laugh
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 12:39, More)

» Celebrities part II

I was in Majorca...
Last weekend, i cannot divulge said story until the sun have been in touch
(Tue 13th Oct 2009, 14:38, More)
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