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» Why should you be fired from your job?

OXOOXOXXXO
Being a student, for money I work at sexy Morrisons (although, my name being Martin, it is pretty cool walking round with the letter 'M' all over your uniform!) and whilst dressing aisles we're told to make sure that all the OXO cubes display as saying OXOXOXO in a row, well little do they know that I purposely muddle them up into some incompehensible mess! Muahahahaha
(Wed 15th Aug 2007, 18:16, More)

» Council Cunts

Protection of the ents?
Where I live, right across from my house, there is a large mansion-type house thing with a garden which used to be full of beautiful trees which cascaded from the surrounding walls bringing delight to all who passed by.
The council, despite multiple petitions against it, decided to cut down all these trees as they were apparently 'a safety hazard for the parked cars and passing pedestrians' despite the fact that there hadn't been a single incident the entire time they had been there.
After the trees were cut down, the place was robbed about 4 times in the first week...they are now considering regrowing the trees...

Length..erm..the trees were pretty large?
(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 22:50, More)