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» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
Pubs n Bandits
I used to work at my local, like many locals we served booze and pound coins to the bandit sex fiends who just had to put "the last one" into the slot.
So if Mr Joe Bloggs or Mrs Joe Bloggs asked for a tenner change in pound coins so they could go about giving it to the poor old (I'll never payout in a gazillion years) bandit then I would duly help them out with the transaction.
To the point, after changing two lots of 10 squid then my plan would swing into action, on the third transaction of coinage I would hold a pound back in my hand and give the said victims only 9 quid, they would always lamp the money into the bandit none the wise and come back for change 1 quid sooner than they should have.
Never got caught once and the money I made meant I could drink for free on days off.
Length, well twelve months, busted wrist couldn't pull any longer.
Oooh first post..........me scared, meh
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 21:05, More)
Pubs n Bandits
I used to work at my local, like many locals we served booze and pound coins to the bandit sex fiends who just had to put "the last one" into the slot.
So if Mr Joe Bloggs or Mrs Joe Bloggs asked for a tenner change in pound coins so they could go about giving it to the poor old (I'll never payout in a gazillion years) bandit then I would duly help them out with the transaction.
To the point, after changing two lots of 10 squid then my plan would swing into action, on the third transaction of coinage I would hold a pound back in my hand and give the said victims only 9 quid, they would always lamp the money into the bandit none the wise and come back for change 1 quid sooner than they should have.
Never got caught once and the money I made meant I could drink for free on days off.
Length, well twelve months, busted wrist couldn't pull any longer.
Oooh first post..........me scared, meh
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 21:05, More)
» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
RE: pint of drip trays
Rachelswipe your story of the slop trays reminded me of this, I used to serve them to the mild beer drinkers.
Oh here comes a memory, parties when x amount of dosh was put behind the bar for drinks, funny how drinks had a extra 50% or worse put on the price, and no one could question you when the tab ran out because they didn't know who had ordered what.
Happy days and free money, booze, fags etc
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 22:15, More)
RE: pint of drip trays
Rachelswipe your story of the slop trays reminded me of this, I used to serve them to the mild beer drinkers.
Oh here comes a memory, parties when x amount of dosh was put behind the bar for drinks, funny how drinks had a extra 50% or worse put on the price, and no one could question you when the tab ran out because they didn't know who had ordered what.
Happy days and free money, booze, fags etc
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 22:15, More)