» Council Cunts

Cardiff Council ar not the best....
at collecting rubbish...
Now where i lived in Cardiff was possibly the biggest student area, so you can imagine when its bin day, the streets run with the bleeding refuse coming out of bags that have been attacked by vermin during the night.
The smell is quite indescriibable, and when they decide they're not going to have a collection, which they do quite reguarly and often during summer, its even worse.
Thankfully it tends to rain a lot in cardiff so its just the rivers of mouldy kebabs and tampons that you have to avert your gaze from as you walk down the street.....I'm glad i don't live anywhere near there anymore!
(Thu 26th Jul 2007, 21:14, More)

» Insults

To be fair I probably have far too many insults to mention..
I will however give it a go of listing soem of them;

"you sir are as funny as the holocaust"

"DFS" which is a description of a lady of the large persuasion, obviously cos she's the size of a sofa.... wonderfully combined with being shouted at full volume "just 4 9 9!" as if appearing on the advert for the company of the same name.

"pavement whale" which is a description of a rather large lady and her to rotound chilren that take up the whole space on the pavement in the same place every day that i walk to work, thus forcing me to risk death by walking on the road...

"Cumberlands" description of my friends fingers when playing on an itbox, since no matter where he presses the screen he will always press a different answer!

"sweating like its half past three" what I told a friend he looked like on a hot day.... a little variant on the sweating like a paedophile insult.
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 22:56, More)