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Flys Eyes!!!
My high school modern History teacher was a top sport. We had the school clown in our class and she would always let him get away with his often inappropriate antics. One of my favourites being a discussion amongst the class regarding camel toes and fly's eyes to which the teacher piped up with "what's fly's eyes?"

At that moment class clown spins around from the chalkboard where he was creating a hangman game (of which the subject turned out to be "big floppy donkey dick") and pulls his short school shorts up as high as he can, balls hanging asunder and thrust his groin to within an inch of the teacher's nose and shouted at the top of his voice "FLY'S EYES!!!" To which the teacher could only laugh hysterically and was completely unable to reprimand the lad despite him giving her a top face thrusting.

Who says public schools don't give you a top education?
(Fri 18th Mar 2011, 13:23, More)