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Lives in Spain.. bit of a boring bastard.. Speaks Dutch.. Likes smoking and goats..

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» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Ethnicity in year 11 Sociology
Ahh.. 'Twas a Balmy day in the summer of 2005 in year 11 Sociology. A room of hormonal teenagers being tought about being politically correct and what not to call people of certain races.
Apparently, and it's bollocks, you can't call somebody black because the actual term is 'Afro-Carribean'. But white people are just called 'white'... Also, none of my black friends find being called 'black' offensive.
So, PC being taken a little too far by a leftie Socio Teacher with a petchant for pies? I think so!

Apologies for Length, yes... but Girth. No chance
(Sun 25th Nov 2007, 17:42, More)

» Bastard Colleagues

Fucking Fucking Fucking...
... Moaning fucker! Or fuckette, as it's a girl.

I'm at an international college somewhere overseas in Europe, and consequently am in a 6th form.
Anyway, I get on with ALL but two of the members of the group. I like them, they like me. Anyway, this cunthead (for that is what she is, and shall be called until she fucks off back to whatever arsehole of Surrey that she crawled out from) has recently taken a disliking to me as I'm fond of a Marlboro Lights and because I can't smoke off site, I'll do it on site instead in the common room.

She has nothing nice to say about ANYONE and it just winds everyone up. Do we care that her ex called her a cunt? Do I care that she doesn't like the jacket Mrs. K is wearing today? Nope, I don't! She has dubbed me arrogant, bitched about me behind my back and criticized my smoking even when she likes a Salmon and Trout too... Plus her dayglo orange face, pseudo gold jewellery and whining fucking voice really get on my tits. Think a sort of Kerry Katona, and you'll almost be there.

Now I arrive to the subject of twat number two. He's a year or two younger than most of us and is the most obnoxious cunt there is this side of Malaga. His false laughing and continous sarky comments towards teachers and other sixth formers is shocking. I would hereby, like to knock him spark out!

Sorry it's become a bit of a ranting and a raving, but I hope she dies of cunt-rot.

Length? Wouldn't touch her for all the tea in China.
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 18:08, More)

» Family Holidays

Christmas 2006
In Sri Lanka, arsehole like a Japanese flag coz I was ill.. no airconditioning and I didn't like the people...

Oh yeah, Christmas sucked too coz it weren't at home...
(Thu 2nd Aug 2007, 19:33, More)

» Council Cunts

Spanish council caaahnts!
Right, time to pop my QOTW cherry!

Anyway, I live in Southern Spain where corruption amongst local government officials is rife as clap in a red light district...

The local government/council have decided to put a road on their 'development plans' that runs through my garden, and this we have only just found out in the last week. So, we need to get the place surveyed, priced and the details then sent in to the local zoo (sorry, town hall)... If not, we lose a lot of f00king money on the house, but either way we're gonna have to move


Anyway, am not gonna apologize for length nor girth as I've never had to before!!
(Tue 31st Jul 2007, 12:26, More)

» Shoplifting

Forgive me lord, 'coz I'd lifted...
A load of books from my school library. Shortly prior to emigrating to Spain and being endowed with a larger than average library, I conveniantly forgot to tell the Librarian that I was to leave the climes of Essex for a more Mediterranean vibe.

Anyway, cue one slightly chubby 11 year old Gonad pilfering about £120 worth of books ranging from A DK American Classic Cars, to a Heinemann leanring book about John F. Kennedy...

Length, erm... well, several inches and in some cases rather stumpy.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 19:26, More)
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