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I just want to do it

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» Council Cunts

Thy council .....
.....is shit, nuf' said really ....

Sorry for lenghth, im currently suffering from writers constipation...
(Wed 1st Aug 2007, 13:28, More)

» Pet Peeves

Riding the Bus

Has to be one of the most infuriating things i haveever had to do in my life....

I used to sit at the back but now im destined to the front, with the old people, which is actually nice compared to what i used to put up with...

Imagine sitting at the last seats before the back and a bunch of little fucking kids get on who must think there about 7 feet in height and have control over god itself, they begin talking, loudly, then shouting and laughing, loudly, then playing music of a certain Fcuking dj who couldnt even do a 10p mix then throwin bottles and taunting the other riders....

But no one dares say a thing, oh no, they will turn on you like a gang of twats, which they are...

Now then, after these unpleasantries are over then comes the stage of getting of the bus, were people just "NEED" to get on as if there being chased by an unloved relative then that stops people getting on and people getting off, then stops are missed people become enraged and it gets hot, sweaty, and it stinks, and it doesnt help when the only fat person on the bus is standing next to you breathing through layers of lard and sweating on auto pilot....

I did get of though, so not really that bothered :D
(Tue 6th May 2008, 11:57, More)

» Pet Peeves

Alot of things seem to make me angry....

but what has to be one of the worst things is this....

I was standing in line at my local subway ( i noticed a meal deal, meh.)
anyway, and this skinny, lanky streak of piddle walks in and begins asking each member of the queue if they "wanna buy a can of deoderant" to which They all in turn reply "no thanks".

Now as he makes his way to me im just about to give my order in for a delicious bacon and ham with salad large, with a nice cold drink and a cookie :3 when he taps me on the shoulder asks the same fucking question i obviosly heard 2 minutes ago, i turn slowly around rolling my eyes to the other customers and calmy say:

Sure.




Im not going to pay 3 to 5 fucking pounds for a can of lynx....

A pound will do me....


I hate myself.


Still hate smackheads/scabheads or w.e. you prefer.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 12:56, More)

» Insults

one i blurted out unexpectedly
You fucking shitnipple, so yeah i guess shitnipple has to be a new one. ;)
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 0:48, More)