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» Being told off as an adult

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I'm in the County Court representing some rascal who believes he should be allowed access to his children. It's the first case of the day. I'm in front of a family judge with a reputation for pricklyness at the best of times.

I begin my opening submission, "good morning sir..." He interrupted almost immediately with, "whether the morning is good or not is irrelevant to this case. Proceed."
(Fri 21st Sep 2007, 16:44, More)

» Pathological Liars

Liars...
Ah yes, the pathalogical liar:

The guy at school with the built up shoe who claimed to have lost his virginity before the rest of the year, and was mightily sketchy about the more intimate and practical details...

An aquaintance from school who has, in no particular order, been UK downhill mountain bike champion on a £1,500 mountain bike and been sponsored by Orange, "before they were well known," been run over by Arnold Schwartzneger on roller blades whilst in California on holiday and been personal friends of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and received telephone calls on his birthday.
(Wed 5th Dec 2007, 16:51, More)