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did you know
If you want to get annoying clicks on your phone conversations you just have to use the following words during calls:

(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 12:45, More)

» Useless Information

America was founded by all the religious nutters europe didnt want.*

After that all the filthy, money grabbing capitalists from europe went there to get as much as they could.*

Explains a lot, its all in the genes...

* may contain gross generalisation
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 12:51, More)

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Time flies like knives, fruit flys like banannas.
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 12:42, More)

» Claims to Fame

Claim to Fame -- Eddie Izzard baw hair from death
set scene: Edinburgh festival, night, outside gilded balloon, quite a while back, oooh say 8 years

Me: on motorbike twatting it towards Grassmarket.

Just as I'm passing the Gilded Balloon, Eddie Izzard joggs straight out of the door into the road with a mate. I miss both of them by a baw hair. His mate goes "Oooh Leather", I keep going....

Oh and I met Carol Vordeman when she was a heafer
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 19:56, More)