» Cheap Tat

cheap rubbish.
A group of friends and myself decided to play the 'one pound game' at our local one pound store (for those uneducated, the pound game consists of finding the most pointless item in the store and buying it. The person with the most rediculous piece of rubbish wins all the items).
These items consisted of:
a bottle of 'urine gone'
a dog tie
a pack of plastic sheet underwear
a mock bacon wallet
and an 'orgasm keyring' (oooh, it's just like the generation game)
proof that there's hope for our local pound stores yet.
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 20:25, More)

» Conned

Poundland.
Not exactly a con, but hey ho.


Gluing a pound coin to the floor is always amusing.


Thinking about it, I'm losing the pound, so I'm conning myself. Wow. I'm so dumb. =)
(Wed 24th Oct 2007, 22:04, More)

» Phobias

Oh, and
Car headlights.
Scare the living crap out of me.
Can't look at them when I'm out.
Poor Mr Tundraboy took me out one evening and had to pull over when he saw me shutting my eyes everytime a car drove past.
Thought I was having a stroke or something.
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 17:28, More)

» Pathological Liars

there's a lad...
...at my school who claims that:
1) he's related to william the conqueror
2) he's related to the queen (and went for a curry with her)
3) is related to JFK (his surname is also, Kennedy)
4) he's been shot 5 times (well, i believe 5. he forgets the number...)
5) he's been hit by a bus...and a steamroller.

needless to say, he's dyslexic.
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 18:35, More)

» Phobias

brian.
snails.
horrible little blighters they are. phobia started when i stood on one barefoot last summer. eurgh, feeling the shell crack and the squelch is disgusting. cue me vomiting in disgust.
(Sun 13th Apr 2008, 15:19, More)