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Don't read my Best answers to questions - I was young, naive and a man said he'd put me in the movies if I wrote them while wearing a bunny suit...he never did.

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» Have you ever started a fire?

me, my brother and my mate james once thought it would be kool to start a fire in a field behind a big tree unfortunatly it was a hot and dry day and the fire spread
fire stats;
area damaged - aprox 2acres
fire engines needed - 2
time to put out - 34 minuets, roughly
comments from local official - "pointless vandals"
ok we were scared crapless from that and spent the rest of the day on the computer and showering to rid the smell of smoke
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:09, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

group hug
i just cant help reading about the people on grouphug and their little misfortunes, i also like to think that people i know have wrote on some things there and then i'll mock them about it later, even if it blantentally isn't real
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 19:19, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

a solar powered trch
c'mon a torch coverd in solar pannels where i leave it in the sun all day where it charges up an internal battery and then you use it at night,
see i was ever a fool *turns back to his inflatable dart board
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 22:07, More)

» Pet Names

my brothers hapmster was named lucky
no the funny bit, it could be more unlucky being ended up with our house after nearly begin eaten by our dog twice and lost in the house for days upon end it almost suceeded in committing suicude by escaping from its cage and climbing to the top of it (the whole cage was on a rather large bookshelf) and then threw it self off, this didnt kill..unfortunatly because later that month we all went on holiday for the week, a few days when we came back someone noticed that it was being 'slow' and 'sluggish' when someone noted that the water bottle was empty, and even more, had been empty since before we left and the poor little glorified rat was seriously dehydrated, not long after that it did go to the big running wheel in the sky and endith the ledgend of 'lucky'
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 14:49, More)