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Arse hair
Has anyone got their arse hair in such a tangle that it makes their poo look like it's coming out of a Playdoh barber toy?
(Fri 7th Sep 2007, 15:14, More)

» School Days

... had a false leg. You wouldn't know it, he hid it really well.
One day his foot flew off during a lunchtime game of football.

Imagine peggy in the woodwork room, fake leg in a vice, while Odd-Job (technician) hammered is foot back on with a big fucking 6 inch nail.

Cue entry of 30 or so prospective first years.... fook did they look worried...
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 22:08, More)

» Pointless Experiments

Dangerous lego
When I was wee, I thought it would be a good idea to super glue a fan of scalpel blades together and affix them to my technical lego motor, creating a teeny circular saw complete with little lego workbench.

It was a good idea and I still have all my fingers.
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 12:38, More)