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The other day I was in the kitchen with my dad when he was asked to do something by my step-mom, he replied, slightly sheepishly, that he couldn't. When asked why he replied, "because I'm about to poo myself". Needless to say I giggled but I didn't really need to know why he was waddling off upstairs.

He later felt the need to tell me that he seriously comtemplated coming downstairs with some tissue supposedly containing "evidence" of his earlier revelation. I really can't make up my mind whether I'm impressed by this or not.
(Fri 7th Sep 2007, 2:07, More)