» Pet Peeves

Cash machines that make you pay a fee for withdrawing your own money...
I FUCKING HATE THAT.
(Sat 3rd May 2008, 17:38, More)

» Insults

stupidhead
I have 4 nieces and 2 nephews, as you can imagine when they were younger they argued. a lot.
The youngest of them are twins, once while they were having a row about who got to stroke the dog or go and crash in the go-kart, or something along those lines.

I've never before seen somebody reduced to tears by the words "you STUPIDHEAD".
I did laugh.
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 9:22, More)

» I Quit!

Bloody factories
I worked at a factory picking and packing during the summer holidays at college. I'm sure nearly all of you have been there, 8 hours a day packing envelopes/postbags in a noisy shithole.
I went in one day, fair enough i'd slept in and I was a bit late but that happens sometimes.
Now there were probably about 5 women there who worked full-time there forever, who sat and chatted on and on and on all bloody day long. Fair enough, a bit of conversation is good when you're doing something so soul destroying.
Now that day there happened to be some northern lad(i be in the midlands) next to me who i hadn't seen before who was making an extra few quid before moving back with his old man, so i found out.
We were having a lovely chat, but the old bints who could not shut up for 5 minutes would not stop going on at us for talking when they were cackling away like witches all fusking day long. Needless to say by lunchtime i was up and out of there, and when the agency phoned me up just after lunch when i didn't turn up, I was telling her my heart wrenching story of being wrongly picked on, and she puts the phone down on me. How charming.
But fuck you fudge packers, who's working for merc now eh?
(Thu 22nd May 2008, 22:26, More)

» Kids

Well...
Apparently when i was a lot younger(must have been around 3 or 4 i would have thought). I would get up at the crack of dawn, put on my mums thigh high leather boots, which would engulf my whole legs, and nothing else. I would then proceed to parade up and down the front gardens of my street until i was brought back in...
I'd like to totally deny this but my brother (20 years my senior...) does have incriminating pictures of me at about the same age in my mums tights, I'm sure he could get arrested for them these days.
Can't say i've got much better with age :/
(Sun 20th Apr 2008, 19:21, More)

» Phobias

Moths...
It's not so much that im scared of them, i just fucking hate them. My room is the hottest in the house in the summer so the window is basically always open otherwise i can't sleep/breathe.
This results in about 5 of them big feckin moths flying around my room making loads of noise, and i near enough crap my pants when one flies past my ear in the dark. One somehow got under my duvet when i was trying to get to sleep once, so so horrible...
(Sun 13th Apr 2008, 20:12, More)