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WINE & CHOCKY...
I used to stop and buy a bottle of wine for my wife most nights. One night I also bought a bar of chocolate. I don't know why but when I gave both to my wife I said that the chocolate was free with the wine.

I kept doing this for another four days, then on the fifth day I asked her to buy the wine and 'don't forget the free chocolate'.

She went into the shop while I was peeping around the corner, she paid for the wine and then picked up a bar of chocolate and started to walk out... ooops! This prompted a fifteen minute argument ending with the shopkeeper threatening to call the Police and my wife leaving while shouting at him.

As soon as she saw me she just KNEW it was me! She swore at me all the way home but I couldn't keep the smile off my face for hours.
(Fri 13th Jan 2012, 21:41, More)