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» Shoplifting

I had a good time...
Me and someone, who shall remain nameless, was in boots in MK, we was up to no good in there, doing the usual on the run up to Christmas, 5 or so years ago... Spotted some old woman trying to look for some perfect gift for the love of her life. She had a hood on, I took a tag off one of the smellies and dropped it in her hood. We then followed her around until the inevitible happened. She tried to walk out of the shops with the 5 or 6 bags she was carrying and the alarms went off. Security went straight for her and we watched for about 15 minutes as they went through all her bags. They kept on getting her to walk through and checking her pockets and everything. Eventually they found the tag in her hood, but we had a good quarter of an hour entertainment on an otherwise boring day for Mr T leaf, his friend and their 5 finger discount card.
(Fri 11th Jan 2008, 22:43, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

i thought
if you had a black light bulb and switched it on it would go dark, also my parents had loads of vinyl and some of them were albums, so when it said blah blah volume 1, i thought you had to play it quiet
(Thu 19th Jan 2012, 22:41, More)

» Call Centres

(that is all)
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 13:27, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Stupid cats
I used to get just the end of the vacuum and make a uuurm noise while chasing the cat. Fooled the cat every time.
(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 21:53, More)

» IT Support

We had someone
Send a message to our helpdesk cos his pc was slow. He said the system idle process was near enough killing his machine with 99% processor usage.

(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 19:34, More)
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